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100 words for symeYou cannot trust shopping-carts. They're devious.
They sit there innocuously.
Yet they're plotting with the canned goods.
Waiting for a child to climb in and take a ride.
"Rest your weary legs. Mummy will push..."
They especially like it when little girls climb in, because girls scream much more.
A girl climbed into the front of the cart, and Mummy pushed. While Mummy checked the top shelf for canned tomatoes, a can of beans sneakily jumped into the path of the cart.
On impact, the little girl flew out head first. Screaming.
Just the way the cart liked it.
100 words for callumAll will come to know the name Neouw. Not quite my name, but close.
As a small boy, he learned my name, but struggled with the L, so I was Neouw.
I spent time with him. Moulding, crafting, sculpting his malleable mind.
Soon he named other men, but their given names were discarded. He called them by the one true name -- Neouw.
Thus, the first phase was complete.
I began to lay the foundations of my plan for world domination, using him as the vessel to raise me to notoriety.
Then he went to Canada, which kind of ruined everything.
100 words for rachelle
I have two wives. Not sure how it happened. I only married one woman, but I am cursed with two wives.
There are no sensuously erotic couplings (triplings?) as one might expect from such a polygamous arrangement. The relationship with the second wife is a curious beast indeed.
In return for my empty promises of beautiful garments and intricate adornments, she gives me such trouble only eclipsed by the difficulties inflicted on me by my first wife.
We never married so, even if I wanted to divorce, it's not possible.
Yet, her merits are unquestionable. At least, questions aren't recommended.
100 words for frances
Once upon a time there was a beautiful soprano who lived in the tallest tower of an ancient castle that was built on the top of a hill.
The tower had a pointy roof with pretty flags that rippled in the wind, gaily.
At social events people would ask her to perform for their pleasure, even when she needed to rest her voice for the opera.
So, she studied for many years and qualified as a surgeon.
One day, not long after, someone asked her to perform at a social event. Fortunately, the beautiful opera singer had her scalpel ready.
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