200 words for gordon and stu
Kermit the Muppet King was taken from the peaceful land of Muppetania by dark agents of the Brothers' Alliance.
He objected to the poor treatment, so his captors fell upon him like foul demons, and cast his broken body onto the dust of the rose garden.
The noble Muppetanians, amidst calls for insurgency, calmed themselves, and turned to diplomacy with the wicked Alliance.
But the Alliance spat upon the parchment of the treaty, and did call the peaceful denizens of Muppetania by most profane names.
The opportunity for peaceful measures is at an end.
It will all end in tears.
100 words for juliaThere was once a place where nothing got done.
The people who lived there wanted to do things, but didn't want to do them if other people who lived there didn't want to.
The people didnt really mind what they did. They were happy to do whatever everyone else wanted to. Everyone else didnt mind what they did either, as long as it was what the people wanted to do.
Then one day the Goddess of Decision appeared before them.
She had flowing blonde locks. She knew what to do, and told them to do it.
Afterwards, things got done.
100 words for symeYou cannot trust shopping-carts. They're devious.
They sit there innocuously.
Yet they're plotting with the canned goods.
Waiting for a child to climb in and take a ride.
"Rest your weary legs. Mummy will push..."
They especially like it when little girls climb in, because girls scream much more.
A girl climbed into the front of the cart, and Mummy pushed. While Mummy checked the top shelf for canned tomatoes, a can of beans sneakily jumped into the path of the cart.
On impact, the little girl flew out head first. Screaming.
Just the way the cart liked it.
100 words for callumAll will come to know the name Neouw. Not quite my name, but close.
As a small boy, he learned my name, but struggled with the L, so I was Neouw.
I spent time with him. Moulding, crafting, sculpting his malleable mind.
Soon he named other men, but their given names were discarded. He called them by the one true name -- Neouw.
Thus, the first phase was complete.
I began to lay the foundations of my plan for world domination, using him as the vessel to raise me to notoriety.
Then he went to Canada, which kind of ruined everything.