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100 words for kyle
Breaking News: A mob of penguins took to the streets today in protest against "oppressive forces."
They congregated around the Redmond Building, and then proceeded to crack every window in the building, by throwing exceptions, or hacking with their beaks.
Their spokes-bird, Tux Gentoo, said, "Closed architectures, such as this Redmond Building, slow down progress in the free civilisations! We will never stop in our pursuit to force windows open! We refuse to pay the Windows Tax any longer!"
Lawyers soon arrived on the scene, and began to cite patent infringements, at which point the flightless birds waddled off peacefully.
100 words for jen
We must always honour The Family.
Strong ties have been forged between The Family, and The Sisterly and The Family-by-Marriage. Strong ties that cannot be broken by mere puddles known as "oceans," and puny pebbles known as "continents."
Though The Family has long hair and is of feminine persuasion, she should not be underestimated. She tugs upon the puppet-strings of the new media behemoths. She can hold your secrets to ransom with the power of push-button publishing.
The Family has made us an offer we cannot refuse.
She will go to Edinburgh, Scotland.
We will stay in South Africa.
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